The Pizza Guy

The Pizza Guy is usually the first boss you encounter he will shown standing on what appears to be a pizza shifting ever so slightly in an almost bobbing motion.

Abilities/powers: none

Abilities/power description: none Word on the street: ¨When a twist in the fabric of time caught an innocent pizza guy unaware, he entered an eternal loop of trying to  deliver the same pizza over and over again.¨

After defeating The Pizza Guy you will attain a new guitar. It looks like a pizza on a paddle with the strings being made of what looks to be cheese along with the carving of a stick figure at the end of the paddle. You will also notice that he appears in the Main Menu seemingly upset.

Guitar name: Peters Pepperoni Pizza Paddle

Guitar description: ¨You can really hear the lactose in the strings¨

Overkill: ¨Doctors struggled to identify his body amongst the mess of pizza sauce and spicy sausage.¨

You Failed!: ''¨The Pizza Guy lived. You had to pay three fifty.¨''